Hi. My name is Noël.
I have been contributing to the online world since I was 12 years old, but back in “the day” animated gifs and crappy web layouts and lolling weren’t ironic, and I contributed to all of them with sincerity. But pressured by the quickly evolving necessity to establish an online identity– a fancy, saavy, beautiful and charming persona who can laugh appreciatively at the quaintness of what the internet looked like 10 years ago– I realized I need to get my shit together and take my stake in the NEW World Wide Web. How will I do this? I don’t know.
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Things to Make: a Blog
Things to Do: Commit to what form of my name will dominate Google search results.