I got to submit an audition tape to Saturday Night Live. I didn’t get an audition, obviously, and I wasn’t going to show anybody this, but I did buy a Barbie doll and like $100 worth of wigs and my family thinks its funny. I guess I was just afraid people would steal my jokes or think I was lame. And I don’t want to be lame.
Special thanks to Huay Bing-Law, Evan Ho, David Crumley, and David Thomas Jones for helping me get it filmed. And special special thanks to Steven Baranowski, who helped write some of the bits (especially my personal favorite, the Drew Barrymore rant).
Man, I think the economy is going to collapse soon. So I’m using my credit card and hording my gold.
My picture is the front cover of Oxford American’s Best of the South 2010 issue. I named the picture “Backyard Defenders” because I didn’t know how to title it “I told her to get on his back and look like the war was coming”
The photo itself was an outtake for a photoshoot I did for the new Watch Out For Rockets EP Shaman Shit. Their album is available FREE from Bandcamp. And it is sooo good. I love these boys, I love the music. They are magic. Special thanks to Austin child stars Ryan and Lauren Lee for being my sibling duo.
The album cover was created with the Trichromie color process. I made my RGB filters using Sharpies, which is why there are some pretty sweet striations in the background.
I am about to completely revamp my website. I may make it artsy. I may strip it down all indexhibit style.
